Johnny Carson fans will love these classic Carnac quips...
ANSWER: Nestea Plunge.
QUESTION: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is stopped up?
A: Gatorade
Q: What does an alligator get on welfare?
A: The ZIP Code.
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?
A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
A: Cyclone.
Q: What do call the clone of a guy named Cy?
A: "Hi diddly dee."
Q: How do you say "Good morning" to your diddly dee?
A: Rosy red cheeks.
Q: What do you get when you squat on a rosy red fire?
A: The Orient express.
Q: What is a drink made with soy sauce and prune juice?
A: Bible belt.
Q: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?
A: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Q: What's the best thing to do if you swallow a hand grenade?
A: Until he gets caught.
Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
May 25, 2011
A FIRST TIME SNAKE ADVISORY was issued for parts of the lower Mississippi River watershed area, also for Las Vegas at the Lawyers Convention.
- Ruth Buzzi via Twitter
The Hershey Lodge is the name of a hotel and a euphemism for constipation. http://t.co/rt5jp7
- Brad Sherwood via Twitter
